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So here I am. Posting from our new place. And it hurts, ya'll. Not emotionally, I mean it literally fucking hurts - our chair is too short for the built in "office center" aka a desk with some shelves, and my wrists are elevated and resting on the hard wood molding of the desk. We need a new chair before I have the bruised wrists of an emo chick.

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Yeah, please opt for the new seat. That was just unnatural. Like she has her beach towel in there...

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

hahahhahahaha. that's too funny. No, I do not think you need one of those monstrosities. I would trade my bootylicious butt for your "too small for the toilet seat" one any day.

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Athena, why is it women with big boobs want smaller ones and women with small ones want bigger ones. We are obviously the same about our asses. I have a big butt. I aint even going to try and pretty up the words. It is big!

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Heinous - EW! lol

Petra - Thank you honey, on both accounts!

MM - it's the sister club of the "itty bitty titty committee"!

Ettarose - the grass is always greener, eh? A big butt is more beneficial though - so much softer when you sit down!

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