tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post4012837155126945317..comments2023-10-11T03:20:40.482-05:00Comments on Hot Child in the Suburbs: I need help. Maybe mentally.Athenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16857388739858090445noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-50913106322601967782008-08-24T01:36:00.000-05:002008-08-24T01:36:00.000-05:00Leave EVERYBODY home! The hub, the kids, the dog.....Leave EVERYBODY home! The hub, the kids, the dog... they will all make different demands and you will forget half of what you came for. Make shopping a solitary sport whenever possible, and do it late at night when your likely to get hit on by young guys scoping out MILF's. It's very affirming.Zip n Tizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14760606219381683552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-20518407683609512512008-08-22T20:55:00.000-05:002008-08-22T20:55:00.000-05:00I love going grocery shopping alone. Since Murphy'...I love going grocery shopping alone. Since Murphy's Law is always in effect when it comes to me, the stupid husband insists on going for a stroll when we need to hurry and to whine that we should hurry when we need to stroll.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-58121062956571028452008-08-22T20:38:00.000-05:002008-08-22T20:38:00.000-05:00I just go to the market myself. The Wife makes the...I just go to the market myself. The Wife makes the list (I can't be trusted on my own) and then she gets to do whatever while I'm gone. Sometimes she goes when she feels like it. We share. If we ever get there together I just grab stuff from down an aisle and bring it back to the cart so it all gets over quicker. No friction here ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-7970169243971892622008-08-22T11:35:00.000-05:002008-08-22T11:35:00.000-05:00Elizabeth - thank you!Nessa - Oh dear, blame shift...Elizabeth - thank you!<BR/><BR/>Nessa - Oh dear, blame shifters are the worst!<BR/><BR/>Leigh anne - No way, girl! Do what you love...as long as its legal of course. Or just don't get caught?<BR/><BR/>Deadrooster - LMAO, the domino effect I see.<BR/><BR/>Chris wood - we are definitely on the same drink wavelength which, come to think of it, <I>is</I> more important.<BR/><BR/>Vodka mom - lol, "yeah I probably still love him and shit" I hope one day I can also express this same, heartfelt sentiment :D<BR/><BR/>Mommyto2 - Isn't it crazy how much easier it is to take the kids than your SO?!!<BR/><BR/>Petra - better to remain blissfully ignorant, in my opinion!!!!<BR/><BR/>Chat blanc - Arent cheap-o's the worst?!<BR/><BR/>Purprints - the "whatever you want guy" was definitely a good choice!!! The possibilities are endless!<BR/><BR/>Ettarose - My SO and I have tried to combat that problem with splitting up in the store. The lazy one stays with the cart and the one in a hurry goes and gets stuff on the next aisle over! <BR/><BR/>Monique - awww, I like a man who knows how to fight his battles :)<BR/><BR/>Sabriena - Good for you guys! And thanks, a little fun with MS Paint can go a long way, lol.Athenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16857388739858090445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-65350436981130418592008-08-22T09:58:00.000-05:002008-08-22T09:58:00.000-05:00My husband and I go shopping together all the tim...My husband and I go shopping together all the time. We're more the same though..cheap ;P So it goes along well. <BR/><BR/>And wow I can't stop laughing at the lego picture on the top of your post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-21127708906056312872008-08-22T07:38:00.000-05:002008-08-22T07:38:00.000-05:00rofl.You are not the only one who goes through thi...rofl.<BR/><BR/>You are not the only one who goes through this. I am fortunate though that after all these years my husband has kind of returned to his senses and realized that no matter how much he bitches, I won't buy his version of goodness. He now just nods and agrees to whatever groceries I want. <BR/><BR/>And it is pretty romantic, lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-68887268458927041022008-08-22T05:11:00.000-05:002008-08-22T05:11:00.000-05:00My problem is my hubby is very particular about wh...My problem is my hubby is very particular about what goes in the grocery cart. He drives me nuts. I can shop in a third of the time it takes him. I want to get in and get out. I am usually whining by the third aisle.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-13033745585065910432008-08-21T23:15:00.000-05:002008-08-21T23:15:00.000-05:00so true...thank god i didn't marry the boyfriend i...so true...thank god i didn't marry the boyfriend i had who i just couldn't shop with and instead the whatever you want guy :)PurrPrintshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17892844768633203890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-58688319346236892362008-08-21T22:56:00.000-05:002008-08-21T22:56:00.000-05:00I feel your pain! when I was married I couldn't st...I feel your pain! when I was married I couldn't stand to grocery shop with the hubs. He was the tightest, tight-ass around. I'd never before seen so much generic cheap crap. *ugh* avoid it at all costs.Chat Blanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08049275050536199230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-59661177384772526802008-08-21T22:12:00.000-05:002008-08-21T22:12:00.000-05:00HAHAHAHA. My husband and I don't shop together any...HAHAHAHA. My husband and I don't shop together anymore...we barely find ourselves in the same room anymore...I forget what kind of shopper he is--is that bad or what?Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01717981499965181200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-42687730074182800692008-08-21T20:48:00.000-05:002008-08-21T20:48:00.000-05:00I can not stand shopping with hubby. I have a lis...I can not stand shopping with hubby. I have a list, at least in my head, and still go isle to isle, and pick up other stuff, but he is slow, picks out CRAP, and generally annoys the S%&T out of me. I'll take the 2 & 5 year olds, just not the 40 year old!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-66524402961846880702008-08-21T20:12:00.000-05:002008-08-21T20:12:00.000-05:00I HATE to shop with my hubby. We've been together...I HATE to shop with my hubby. We've been together 20 some years, and yeah I probably still love him and shit, but to go shopping together? We're at eat other's throats. <BR/><BR/>haVodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-63954440271293709592008-08-21T16:18:00.000-05:002008-08-21T16:18:00.000-05:00Being on the same food wavelength is very difficul...Being on the same food wavelength is very difficult. Are you on the same drink wavelength? I reckon that's more important. <BR/><BR/>Cheap beef? Just add hot sauce, piece of cake.Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-5780097577444717062008-08-21T15:09:00.000-05:002008-08-21T15:09:00.000-05:00See, when I was married, I was just the opposite o...See, when I was married, I was just the opposite of your husband. I always suggested the more high-quality item regardless of cost. I am so not a penny-pincher. <BR/><BR/>There are three things to note:<BR/><BR/>1. I am no longer married.<BR/><BR/>2. I am now free to spend my money on any frivolous crap I want.<BR/><BR/>3. I am broke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-25011188760742473602008-08-21T15:02:00.000-05:002008-08-21T15:02:00.000-05:00But riding the carousel saying 'wheeee' is the hig...But riding the carousel saying 'wheeee' is the highlight of my week! Is that wrong?Leigh Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18292712889574478514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-2409830061618146412008-08-21T13:43:00.000-05:002008-08-21T13:43:00.000-05:00LMAOOOOOOOOO, when I was married I refused to shop...LMAOOOOOOOOO, when I was married I refused to shop with him. I always spent too much then had to listen to him bitch because "WE" spent too much. I told him one of the last times, " no "WE" didn't bitch, YOU did. Jerkoff!Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13056473191413460444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3284213130833838162.post-30995590752422396292008-08-21T13:08:00.000-05:002008-08-21T13:08:00.000-05:00haha your blog makes me laugh!!!!haha your blog makes me laugh!!!!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12689463335367709607noreply@blogger.com