Conversation between JP and I last night:
JP, sitting at the computer: "Hey honey, did you hear about all that pirating off the coast of Somalia?"
Me, on the couch, idly flipping through channels: "Um, no."
JP: "Isn't that crazy?"
Me: "I guess." Pause. "Wait, why do they have to go all the way to Africa?"
JP: Gives me a blank stare. "I don't know...cause it's remote?"
Me: "Oh. Huh." To myself, "So now pirating is so dangerous and illegal that people have to go live in fucking Somalia to bring us illegal downloads of Rhianna and Jonas Brother's music? Damn. Someone should really throw a benefit to help these people or something. "
JP: Look at this - shows me more articles on pirating and how much it's been fucking shit up for the harbors and boats or something, I don't know.
Me: Wow, I never knew pirating was still in style these days, I mean - light bulb - OHHHHH earlier you meant pirating, like, "Aaaargh, matey, didn't you?"
JP, looking at me strangely: "Yeah...what did you think?"
Me: "Um, illegal downloads?"
Riotous laughter from Mr. Smart Ass
Me: You're so gonna laugh at me with your co-workers tomorrow, aren't you?
JP: "We'll see how busy I am."
I know, isn't he lucky?
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