Gather materials. You will need a sheet of paper, a marker of some sort, scissors, tape and a glass of milk.
Step two:
Use marker to write out your blog's URL on the piece of paper. Cut it out and apply a loop of tape to the back side.
Step three:Attach the cut out piece of paper to your forehead. Take a huge gulp of milk, making sure that your milk mustache is on prominent display. Snap photo. Post to blog. Pray to all things holy that you win the damn camera so this humiliating moment will be worth it all in the end. Convince self you are not a woman on the verge of desperation, no, it is art.
Voila! However, there are a few things you should know beforehand: it is really hard to smile with a milk mustache, there is no way to look cute with a piece of paper stuck to your head unless you are like, Heidi Klum or a child or just not me, I guess, and be prepared to drink a lot of milk. Ugh.
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Oh, but you're always cute no matter how you spin it!
Wait...HOW does this help me win a camera?
Because I'm totally willing to do it.
I dunno...I think you look pretty cute like that. No idea what you look like normally, but the 'stache is good.
it looks like fun, very lovely, i hope you win the contest!!!
can you make vodka look like milk? I'm just askin'.
... and this puts you in the running to win a camera HOW? I'll vote for ya, if that helps, LoL!
Well, this is totally funny - I hope you win it!
Haha, I think you actually look really cute!!
Z&T - awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)
Keely - go visit this url: http://abritandabit.typepad.com/spotted_dick_and_other_mu/2008/09/canon-camera-gi.html and good luck!
Carol - Why thank you. Glad someone is diggin' my stache!
Ms. OD - Aw, thanks! I appreciate it!
Vodka Mom - Maybe you can make it a white russian martini for this occasion?
Lynne - Haha, no voting is necessary, but if you want to enter visit this url: http://abritandabit.typepad.com/spotted_dick_and_other_mu/2008/09/canon-camera-gi.html
Lux - Haha, thank you so much! I do, too!
Petra - Aw, thanks! But if you think I look cute now, just wait till you see me with a forehead and eyebrows! Might just blow you away! ;)
I would say you look cute....but you do kinda look ridiculous.
BUT....not being afraid to laugh at yourself is cute. Again not to be confused with looking cute. :)
funny stuff. Good luck with the camera.
I just...can't...bring myself to do it. It's a great look for you though :)
TommyMac71 - ah, refreshing honesty! :)
Heinous - Be brave!! Sell yourself! lol
You sooo deserve that camera! Well done. :D I think you're going to be the new milk mustache model too. You'll be famous and fabulous!! :)
You do look cute, lol.
I heard in order to do those milk mustache commercials, they mix it with something solid to make it goopy.
Chat blanc - Hey baby, got milk? ;)
Monique - Hmm...I guess I could have improvised a little bit on the "milk"...ewwww....lol
I like how you're looking up, as if your eyeballs are holding the piece of paper on your head.
JD at I Do Things
yeah it is cute
I'm just weird enough to give it a try, but I don't actually have a camera. :)
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