Thursday, December 4, 2008

Everyone needs a little holiday cheer

Remember my inspiring post about "questionable" side jobs? Apparently I forgot "Appliance Shipper/Drug Smuggler", cause I found a whole bunch of weed in my oven this weekend.


Go figure I'll find it when I don't smoke anymore, right? Imagine me at 21 cleaning out my brand new oven and finding some free pot. I'd probably call the distributor and thank them! Then someone would probably get fired and I might get arrested...you can see one of the reasons I dont smoke anymore. So imagine me at 26 instead, cleaning out my brand new oven and finding a bunch of buds in there, calling the distributor and bitching them out like the cranky, crotchety, curmudgeonous (and alliterative!) person that I have apparently become. No...even though I wanted to, I didnt do that, either. I totally baked them into some Christmas cookies and gave them to the snobby neighbors across the street. HA! Merry Christmas, bitches!

16 comments:

Heinous said...

lol...our appliance store gives us a box of peppermints. The street value of your gift is way better.

Keely said...

Niiiice. I probably would have given them to the dog.

Vodka Mom said...

man, I never find anything good.

Da Old Man said...

Our stove didn't come with anything. And we bought a fridge, too.
:(

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

All that's in my stove is NOTHING and a lot of grime, cause I never clean it. My life sucks.

By the way, I gave you TWO awards you sexy lady! Go get 'em!

Just Sayin' said...

Where did you buy your stove?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Appliance and Head Shop?

Mystery Man said...

lol wish i could've found something like that in my new deep freeze! lmao

Athena said...

Heinous - lol, maybe the distributors should think about that in this time of economic distress!

Keely - Haha, make him chill the hell out :)

Deb - Next time I'll send it your way :)

Old Man - lol, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Petra - Haha, me neither girl, so dont feel bad. Thats what they have that little "self-cleaning" button for, right?
And woohoo, awards! I'm coming right over!

JS - Ha! I wish they had one of those!

MM - Maybe next time! The slumpier the economy, the better your chances are!

TommyMac71 said...

so what happened with the cookies. did you observe or hear anything back???

Uh....why give them away to begin with????

Chat Blanc said...

haha! loves it!! maybe I need to pay more attention to kitchen appliances, who knew they were good for anything but collecting dust. :D

JD at I Do Things said...

Wheee! I wish I was your neighbor. But then, I am not a bitch.

JD at I Do Things

ettarose said...

Damn, why didn't I buy my stove where you bought yours. I would have totally jacked that shit in a hurry. Can I get an amen?
Athena, I am at sanityonedge.blogspot.com now.

Jennifer said...

You know, I've always been such a goodie-two-shoes, I don't think I would have known what to do! But I know I would have been terrified of being caught (the motto of goodie-two-shoers) and probably would have tried to flush it, which would have gotten caught in the pipes, making the toilet overflow and causing a call to base housing to come fix it. That's right, I live on a military base, which means I would have had to lock myself in a closet before they came to fix it. Or something like that!

Zip n Tizzy said...

Better watch out. You don't want your neighbor ladies getting all paranoid on you;)
Looks like someone had to think quick on the assembly line when the supervisor showed up unannounced!

How to Party with an Infant said...

I wish I was your neighbor.

just a girl... said...

no way would I have given those cookies away.