Ohmygod, I am so hungover today. Got a little carried away with the wine last night, and I'm totally paying for it. I stumbled into bed at an obscene hour, and woke this morning to an inbox full of replies to drunk emails I sent to my friends.
Oh yeah. Its like drunk texting, but only more 90's.
I'm a loving kind of drunk. I will tell you how awesome you are, why your shoes are so awesome and how much I loooooooooove you. Probably repeatedly. I'm also the "Your New BFF" kind of drunk, which I admit, is totally annoying when it happens to me, but I sometimes revert back into that mode, especially if I dont know anyone at the event/bar/club/casino/strip club/etc. I think it goes back to highschool somehow, but I'm too hungover to analyze myself, damn. So, suffice to say most of my emails were all like this, "I LOVE YOUUUU, I wi ll alwsays kloooooooooooove you, you are MY HERO AND you're my BFF4EVA porrrr vidaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!11"
Kind of like Whitney Houston plus a dash of Bette Midlder with a dab of Selena thrown in.
You know you want one of my drunk emails.
I need a cheeseburger.
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Ha! I totally do want one. Just wanted to let you know that I am enjoying your blog and I think you are turning into one of my favs that I found on Entrecard.
Oh my Gawd! I like you. I really like you. Awesome writing, so funny. You are now a favorite. Now where is my e mail?
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