Wednesday, August 6, 2008

I GOT AN AWARD OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look what I got!! Look at it!!!!!!!


This is my VERY FIRST AWARD EVER and I am just ridiculously, over the top excited about it. Look at that beautiful prism of greatness!! Doesn't it just speak to you? Doesn't it make you feel empowered?!?! It says, "I am a prism! I represent all that is awesome!"!!!! I just want to snuggle with it and stroke it's pointy little head. I am so humbled that Amy over at AmyOops decided to bestow this amazing award to me. And look, it even comes with rules!!! I always wanted to implement rules! This rocks! I AM empowered!!!!!

Very Important Rules That Shall Be Followed Or I Will Hunt You Down And Rip You Of Your Title Forever Causing You Great Shame And Humiliation
l. The award may be displayed on a winner’s blog.
2. Add a link to the person who you received the award from.
3. Nominate up to seven other blogs.
4. Then add their links to your blog.
5. Add a message to each person that you have passed the award on to in the comments section of their blog.

Whew, what a rush. Here are my nominees:

Kirsten aka Reverend Doctor Kirsten Valentine over at The Soccer Mom Files
She's been getting awards left and right these days, and that's cause she's a pimp. Oh yeah and she's funny and blogs about important and relevant topics (to me) like skymall, the voodoo knife rack and martinis.

Monique at Blogging More
This girl is a funny, well written, sassy little fellow Texan and I like it. I first felt connected to Monique when she posted about her love of shoes, and we share the common bad habit of calling out your mom.

Grumpus at When Things Get Dark
Ya'll, they don't call her Grumpus for nothing. Her sarcastic writing makes me feel at home, and her recent post on Nightingale Poop Facials had me cracking up. And intrigued. And - yes - googling where I can get one. I'm a sucker for the latest trends, what can I say.

Ege at The House and I
Smart writing AND humor for when you need some intellectual stimulation. Apparently she loves bacon just as much as I do, and who doesn't love a good rousing game of "Would You Rather" (apparently called ?), featured every Wednesday on her blog.

Deb at Deb on the Rocks
If you aren't reading Deb, you are missing out on the good shit. Her post on surviving the summer got me laid AND kept me cool - who doesn't want to learn those tricks? And you gotta give respect to anyone who can fake an orgasm with 1,000 women and look good doing it, too.


Congratulations, ladies. Treat the prism with love and respect, and it will do the same for you. See how wise this award has made me??!??! I rule!

10 comments:

Kirsten said...

You do rule!!! Thanks for the award! I appreciate you addressing me properly too! You're pretty pimpfastic yourself!

su said...

congrats on the award..... Did it say "Fragile?" If so it must be Italian and a Major award!

HawgWyld said...

Congratulations. I take it you're a little bit happy about all this.

Maybe?

Perhaps?

The Natural State Hawg

Anonymous said...

Whooo hoo! Thank you!!

Chat Blanc said...

Congrats!! That's awesome! :) enjoy!

Deb Rox said...

Wow, thank you so much! You are the one who rules! Especially with the getting laid and all. I bet you looked like a supermodel with your hair blowing all supermodely.

Carol said...

Congrats! Looks like you've picked some definite winners to pass the award along to.

Athena said...

Thank you everyone! And yes, I am super happy! Its the little things in life ;)

And Deb - I'm not entirely sure what I look like while getting some (I need to find out asap, actually) but supermodelly is what I aspire to look like, so thanks!!

danielle said...

Might I also throw my own pimpulations into the collection plate??

This site is consistently excellent. Pimpcellent, you could say.

Anonymous said...

Congrats to you and to the other winners! :)