Monday, September 8, 2008

This has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction, thank god

Have you seen that Cialis commercial where the couple is in the kitchen, all lovey dovey making out and shit, and they lean on the kitchen faucet (like that's normal) and it breaks? I tried to find the video, but no dice. So here is a photo montage for your imagination:


(imagine this is the kitchen)


Well technically that isn't how it goes, but my version is better and you know it.

Anyway, this weekend I had a very similar occurrence. The kid went to grandma's house on Friday and we had two days of blissful, quiet, relaxing naked alone time to look forward to. It had been a while since I did the shaving routine, and I thought it would be nice if my boyfriend didn't get cut while I was wrapping my legs around his back, so I went in the shower to take care of business. I took my time, exfoliating and shaving all the way past the knee, and when I was finally finished, I went to turn the faucet off but nope, wasn't happening. I twisted it to the left some more, then back to the right to turn it off again, but it was even worse. Fuck. Water was shooting out everywhere, at geyser force. I wrapped a towel around myself and went into the bedroom, only to be greeted by my ready and raring to go boyfriend. I was faced with a decision:

Bad girl: "Just do him! Be spontaneous! Its hot."
Good girl: "He'd be so pissed if I flooded the house, though."
Bad girl: "No, that's hot! Then you could writhe around all over the floor together, water streaming over the edge of the tub onto your bodies flushed with lust and need, making your bodies steam with wanton desire!"
Good girl: "Wow, that is pretty hot I guess."
Bad girl: "Girl, I know you so well. So do it, just go do it...you know you want to. Deb would. HappyHourSue would. Jenny definitely would, that bitch it crazy."
Good girl: "Welllll....."

And then the battle of good vs. evil was interrupted by JP asking, "Honey! What the hell is that noise?"

Unfortunately, it took like 45 minutes to fix. On the plus, I got to see my naked boyfriend wielding a screwdriver. And if you don't think seeing your significant other nude, using tools and fixing stuff is hotter than a June bride in a feather bed, then you are obviously not as fucked up as I am. Kudos.

11 comments:

Mommie Mayhem said...

lol very funny !!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Are you accusing me of having sex with your boyfriend on your bathroom floor? Because I would *never* do that.

We did it in the closet.

Athena said...

MM - thanks!

Jenny - Ah, so thats what happened to the carpet! Huh. All this time I thought its where the cat had the kittens, but we don't have a cat so it didn't really make sense. Next time, lay a sheet down. Or you know, just give me a call? The more the merrier? Either one. Just sayin'.

Deb on the Rocks said...

Deb would, and get video too!

I also have video of Jenny and the guy she thought was your boyfriend but was really your yard guy/feng shui consultant. I'll send you the link.

Chat Blanc said...

oh yeah! a nekkid man with tools, or even A TOOL is all good!

btw, you photo recreation of the commercial rocks!

Athena said...
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Athena said...

Deb - Yeah, sometimes its kinaa hard to tell them apart...you have to look for the "special tattoo". And were they in the closet, too?! You know, I totally charge to film porn in my closet, so someone owes me 50$ and a bottle of Svedka.

chat blanc - I knew I could count on you to agree with me ;)

Monique said...

lol.

I really enjoyed your photo montage of the commercial.

I always enjoy watching my husband when he's got the toolbox out trying to accomplish something. Its alwayssss beneficial to me when he succeeds in his project.

Athena said...

Monique - lol, I just love searching for images on google! You never know what you'll find.

Petra said...

Hahahahahaha...wish I was there...oops, did I type that? That was supposed to be just the voice in my head...

Athena said...

Petra - all it takes is a 50 spot and a bottle of Svedka ;)