Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween everyone!

I'm pretty sure this is the scariest Halloween costume I've seen yet, and if I encounter anyone dressed like this tonight I am immediately pouring a drink on the twisted soul and running away. To my panic room. To call the police. And take a Xanax. Damn.

Like I mentioned earlier, we'll be headed out tonight to party with the pimps and hoes ghouls and goblins, so check back in a few days to see pics of my costume and read the tales of terror and mayhem. And by terror and mayhem, I mean embarrassment and vodka induced dancing. The two practically go hand in hand, don't they?

Also, be sure to check out Humorbloggers today for the First Annual Halloween Humor Carnival!!


Heinous said...

You can't waste a good drink on that. Pull his diaper around his legs and then run. You can move slower then and not spill your drink.

Don said...

Good luck tonight. If it turns out anything like you predict, I'll want to hear about it.

Chat Blanc said...

dear gawd! I seriously hope no one out drinking and dancing is dressed like that! Have a hella good time for me too!! :)

Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said...

Woo-hoo! Have fun and I will pray for you that you do not encounter the big, scary baby. *shiver

ettarose said...

Good Gawd women! I just threw up in my mouth. A LOT! Nasty nasty baby.

Athena said...

Heinous - lol that was a much better idea.

Don - Of course!

Chat blanc - Thanks! Seriously, that is one twisted person...who would pick that?

Petra - thanks girl, your prayers must've worked.

Ettarose - I KNOW!!!!!